Burn Down the Mission

May 12, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

History, actually. Welcome to the last post of refrigeratorlogic.wordpress.com.

I’ve only been around these parts for a short time, mind you, but it’s been long enough for frost to build up in the freezer and an unidentified green mass to declare sovereignty in the crisper. That’s long enough.

Since I have no intention to start cleaning this place now, a new icebox has been purchased, installed, and filled with the old foodstuffs. (I didn’t forget you, barbecue sauce purchased at the farmer’s market three years ago!) Please stop by and visit as soon as you can; after all, we all have expiration dates.

http://refrigeratorlogic.com

P.S. This place is going away soon, save for this post.   Thanks in advance for joining me on the other side.


What Made Ben Wallace So Ill in Boston?

May 9, 2008

Sounds like Ben Wallace’s allergic reaction to the pre-game fireworks smoke in Boston was worse than previously thought:

“Exams and testing done at The Cleveland Clinic today determined that he has allergies and a viral inner ear infection in his left ear with dizziness. He is currently listed as doubtful for Game 3 versus Boston tomorrow night (Saturday) at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland.”

What on Earth could be in that haze that caused Ben Wallace to not just have an allergic reaction but infect him so badly that he may not play in this series? What could drive Ben Wallace away?
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Jostling for the Tiny Crown

May 9, 2008

Man, the previous title holder* dies and everyone slugs it out to replace him.

*Totally unproven!  Apology printed!  Didn’t happen!  Not any of those other times, either!  Please don’t hit!


Chris Paul Now Has a Nickname

May 9, 2008

After receiving inspiration from the Ladies…, I am pleased to announce I have identified Chris Paul’s new nickname:

Chris Paul is Electro.

A reminder: don’t doubt me on the nickname thing. Bad idea.


Easy Like Early Brooksing

May 9, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Fort Treehouse stands at the guard tonight at its regular time of 8:00 pm ET. Ludicrous speed test scheduled.

Update: Barry Zito, he get da voodoo.


Brooks-Jitsu

May 8, 2008

The Brooks Strikes Back

May 7, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:


B-Rooks

May 6, 2008

‘Nuff Said.

May 6, 2008


Brooksinationlation

May 5, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Also, I wrote all last weekend for The Big Tilde about ass-bats and asshats.  Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

For those of you looking for a podcast, the time has changed!  Look for the Tuffy and Matt Sussman Show on Tuesday nights, 8:30 pm-9:30 pm ET.  (Now to see how long it takes for Sussman to notice that I flipped the name order…)